What Not To Do the First Day in Prison
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Spoiler: The idea is you want to get to day two, alive.
How you going to beat up a man gifting you handmade seasonal accessories?
Excellent advice on all the things you should definitely not do on your first day in prison.
This character is priceless, as is his advice, may you never need it.
From We The Internet TV, starring Grizz Chapman.