I need a bigger iPhone — and so do you!

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In today’s editorial, my former friend and co-worker only by obligation, Ross Miller, claimed his life — and tacitly, your life — would continue if he chose not to purchase a new iPhone 6 or iPhone 6 Plus, and instead continued to use his markedly inferior and aesthetically repulsive iPhone 5S. This is a baldfaced lie, and I know, because I was awake at 3AM last week to order an iPhone 6 Plus, making me an expert on this topic.

Here’s the truth: I do need a bigger phone and so do you.

I know, because I was awake at 3 AM last week

A bigger phone will improve my life and the lives of those around me — because it will be impossible for them to not look at the radiating 5.5-inch display. Henceforth,…

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