Australia is only a horrifying natural death trap so it can balance out the adorableness of the quokka
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I’ve always understood Australia to be a nightmare hellscape full of crazy killer creatures. But that’s only because I hadn’t heard about the quokka. This teddy bear-sized marsupial lives on the islands off the mainland of Australia, and they’re just I mean look at this thing!
Mother Nature made Australia into a horrifying natural death trap just to balance out the adorableness of the quokka pic.twitter.com/CBbHAZW9RX
— This Is Not A Thom Dunn T-Shirt (@thomdunn) December 22, 2019
It’s basically a non-cannibalistic Ewok, and apparently they’re known for being friendly as hell (also exceptionally horny), earning them the distinction of the “happiest animal in the world.” Though it’s illegal to touch one, they’re allegedly super-down with selfies, too.
I would brave any Australian beast just to be best friends with one of these lil’ fellas.